'Have You Ever Questioned The Nature Of Your Reality?'
Two young men appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.[float=left][/float]The judge says, “You seem like nice young men and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I’ll then see you back in court on Monday.â€On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?†“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.â€â€œSeventeen people? That’s wonderful!†said the Judge. “How did you do it?â€â€œWell, I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.â€â€œThat’s admirable,†says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy and asked him, “And how did you do?â€â€œWell, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.â€â€œWow!†says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?â€â€œWell,†the guy says, “I used a similar diagram! But first drew two circles like this: o O. I then pointed to the little circle and said, “This is your asshole before prison, and…â€[/font]