Littered Trash
Littered Trash => Nothing To See Here => Topic started by: Admin on June 03, 2014, 10:52:29 AM
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On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl standing outside the railings of the Murray Baker Bridge, with a State Trooper trying to talk her out of jumping – so they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, “What are you doing?†She says, “I’m going to commit suicide.â€
While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,†he didn’t want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked … “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?â€
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just[float=right](http://littered.co.nz/pix/image.php?di=4MG2)[/float]
that …. and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by
another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?â€
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.â€
It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.[/font]