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Media => What it Say's on the Box => Topic started by: Admin on December 30, 2014, 10:00:37 AM

Title: Facts to remember as we grow older
Post by: Admin on December 30, 2014, 10:00:37 AM

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Number 8 -  Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
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Number 7 -  Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 6 -  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 5 -  Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. 

Number 4 -  Health nuts are going to feel really stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 -  All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 -  In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1 -  Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers.  What you do today will probably burn your ass tomorrow.

…and as someone recently said to me:

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.[/font]