Littered Trash
Littered Trash => Nothing To See Here => Topic started by: Admin on August 27, 2014, 02:19:07 PM
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Wives: dissatisfied with your husband's performance in bed? Worried that even with the advent of cheap Viagra you're never going to get the full orgasmic satisfaction you know you deserve?
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Depressed that, for all the uptown apartment, the beachside villa, the Filipino housekeeper, the personal-trainer-cum-masseur Mario, the Porsche Cayenne, the long days at the tennis club with the girls, the spa breaks in Bora-Bora and the skiing breaks in Aspen and Gstaad, you're still not getting all you hoped for when you decided to tie the knot with your useless wage slave of a pointless man-creature?
Then the Guardian has some good news for you: the solution is at hand. No, not the wurst-shaped behemoth in the drawer next to your bed - something even better, even more devastatingly effective. What you need is to ditch the male appendage and become a lesbian. Only then will you discover the true meaning of orgasms.
As former professional dominatrix Nichi Hodgson explains, when it comes to orgasms, useless, penis-burdened males simply can't cut it.
Read More (http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/08/24/Study-if-you-want-good-orgasms-become-a-lesbian)[/font]